I can write a horoscope and no one will give me any lip unless they’re some Richard Dawkins type, and then I will cancel them with a tweet
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Horoscopes and tarot are two things that everyone agrees on
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Taurus - 7/25 - today you will eat five pizzas and dozens of crabs, and spend most of the day on the toilet. Your lucky number is 8. Consider eating an eclair as well.
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