Folks, I've had an uphill battle with this whole "writing" thing but I think it's safe to say I've hit the "Big Time"
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I'm the person editors or NPR producers or crummy reality show production companies will go to if they need to do a segment on the crotch bulge in a banana hammock worn by a bodybuilder who is also a pro wrestler...and for this I earned the ""PHD"" (piled higher and deeper!!!)
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I'm not a wrestling journalist or a bodybuilding journalist or even an expert in the other things I actually studied, but I have absolute command of the mega-niche Cultural Feature and a rolodex of rogues, con men, has beens, and other oddballs I can call upon for quotes
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Plus I can "hook grip" 600+ pounds in the deadlift (""NO SWEAT"" because I keep the basement a balmy 58 degrees at all times) so obviously I'm qualified to write an endless array of features on embodying a body that can do that
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Howdja do it? Would love to switch to “full time writer”!
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I don't, I have a full time job doing something totally different but I sell a decent amount of writing tho
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I like to think of what I do, and @DoubleZepp will appreciate this even if no one else does, as a producer of the Thimble Theater of the muscular body as seen in 2019 from the vantage point of someone stuck in 1999
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