contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod 
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Folks, I've had an uphill battle with this whole "writing" thing but I think it's safe to say I've hit the "Big Time"
I'm the person editors or NPR producers or crummy reality show production companies will go to if they need to do a segment on the crotch bulge in a banana hammock worn by a bodybuilder who is also a pro wrestler...and for this I earned the ""PHD"" (piled higher and deeper!!!)
I'm not a wrestling journalist or a bodybuilding journalist or even an expert in the other things I actually studied, but I have absolute command of the mega-niche Cultural Feature and a rolodex of rogues, con men, has beens, and other oddballs I can call upon for quotes
Plus I can "hook grip" 600+ pounds in the deadlift (""NO SWEAT"" because I keep the basement a balmy 58 degrees at all times) so obviously I'm qualified to write an endless array of features on embodying a body that can do that
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