Nearly everybody has a take about "movies" or "shows" or "politics" but there are far, far fewer opinions about why there's a clog in the mainline or the circuit is over-amped or the cooler door needs a new gasketpic.twitter.com/j55Mmhf3he
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Nearly everybody has a take about "movies" or "shows" or "politics" but there are far, far fewer opinions about why there's a clog in the mainline or the circuit is over-amped or the cooler door needs a new gasketpic.twitter.com/j55Mmhf3he
How's the clog and the circuit issue?
The clog is resolved. The circuit issue wasn’t mine, but it was an instance where about a dozen surge protectors were plugged into a surge protector on which the third plug prong had been removed for some reason. It was fascinating to see that arrangement
Not my apartment! I merely advised them to rethink that arrangement, since the place is landlord owned
But this person washes all clothes in the bathtub and breaks the third plug off all plugs despite not needing to do so, so...
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