Once your “radical” viewpoints have landed you a 10k per month Patreon and a six-figure book deal (because publishers think it’ll be easy to promote that ish), consider changing that voter registration to “Republican” and hanging out with all the prosperity gospel folks
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It’s all the same “up by my bootstraps, helped by no one except all those suckers and marks I tricked” nonsense, so why not? Better haute couture and brunches, I suppose
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In brief: you, a Winner in the Marketplace of Takes, are a “republicant” but for the latest cargo shorts, rompers, and big billowing 90s b-boy skater shirts. But you and your GOP brethren might have a shared fondness for Carhartt work apparel (authentic!) and chastity belts
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Seriously, the only real difference between Joel Osteen and some Patreon takeconomy grifting lotto winner is that Osteen has much better hair and teeth and might actually share at least a % of that wealth with his W2 & 1099 minions because he actually has a CPA doing his taxes
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