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The main way I consume celebrity content nowadays is by reading their apologies for various breaches of etiquette. Part of me really enjoys the fact that these near-rich demigods have careers subject to termination or exile at a moment’s notice
I don’t even care what they’re apologizing for. Any bad tweet or stray remark could temporarily torpedo their prospects or force them to turn Republican to keep the checks coming
I did have the strangest home school experience available at the time...no fundamentalist religion, but long days alone while my mom taught at the public school and I read stacks of wrestling and muscle magazines. As you know better than anyone, that’ll really stimulate the brain
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