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Oliver Bateman Does the Work
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contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod ♉

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    1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Jul 2019
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      Oliver Bateman Does the Work Retweeted Roger (6’5”)

      Friends, remember that you too could become a brand's mouthpiece if the dollar signs got high enough or your bank balance got low enoughhttps://twitter.com/iamtherog/status/1148253154498273282 …

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      Roger (6’5”) @iamtherog
      Every "comedian" on Twitter thinks they're breaking new ground by getting mad at brands for "acting too human" but never considers that there's an actual person behind the account who has to absorb this "ironic" abuse in the name of "being a good sport." https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3k3wg3/i-was-banned-from-twitter-for-threatening-to-kill-mr-peanut …
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    2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Jul 2019
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      I say this as a man who wrote dozens of takes under the bylines of other freelancers, back when I wasn't a w2 worker

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    3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Jul 2019
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      Six figures would get most people tweeting in character as the Tostitos beagle or the Mr Pringles moustache guy or Andy Capp from those hot fries

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    4. Local Lug‏ @AnonKofi 8 Jul 2019
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      Replying to @MoustacheClubUS

      you don't wanna know how low my price is for tweeting in AAVE as a sentient Swiffer

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    5. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Jul 2019
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      I’d do it for a nickel a tweet

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    7. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Jul 2019
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      They're a hidden gem of the convenience store rack, for sure

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      Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Jul 2019
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      Strong follow from me. @WorldofAndyCapp , can you please send noted journalists me and @KenSilverstein1 some coupons for your product?

      12:19 PM - 8 Jul 2019 from Pittsburgh, PA
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        1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Jul 2019
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          Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @AnonKofi and

          I suppose the coupons would need to come from @AndyCappsHotFri — I’m open to sponsorship also

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        1. Ken Silverstein‏ @KenSilverstein1 8 Jul 2019
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          Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @AnonKofi @WorldofAndyCapp

          I will send Jeeves to pick up if absolutely necessary.

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          Replying to @MoustacheClubUS @AnonKofi @WorldofAndyCapp

          Ditto that on the follow. Coupons would be great, DM me and gracias.

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