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* which means job security for me

Americans will never, ever lose their hunger and thirst for tattling on each other and getting one another fired. It worked for the Puritans and it works for us. Good for a personal brand too. And me? I’m just the messenger, buddy. Everyone’s on the way out, so act accordingly.

Christ, such clarity and honesty. This should be taught in schools.

It was, when I was allowed to teach in universities. That was my big takeaway on one aspect of the “American style in personal politics”

Did they seriously ban you from teaching at unis?

I kinda banned myself by giving every student I ever taught an A over the course of four straight years, then buried the institution in a quit lit essay

A’s for all! A’s all around!

I wanted to see how the pretend libs would handle it when I implemented a state of total equality. People were mad about my teaching in tank tops, telling folks “Dr Bateman was my father,” and refusing to wear academic regalia to graduation (I wore a shirt reading “burn it down”)