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"Just let me wait another two decades and I'll be able to convince the kids of the millennials that hardwood floors and brick are old timey," said the carpet and vinyl siding salesman. "We'll get them back into the waterbeds, too."
Millennial "fam," your young siblings and children are gonna hate everything you hold dear (except money!) and it will be a sight to behold
Because "y'all" -- meaning all you bougie elements -- are as proud as any generation of your opinions on taste, each opinion as carefully constructed as a Wirecutter recommendation. Well, speaking as a historian, the "youth" are gonna say eff all that
Some of you will try to adjust your own opinions to "go with the flow" the way the more enlightened boomer parents tried to do, but you'll end up looking as risible as Hillary doing the dab/whip/naenae on Ellen or some other political hack paying cool kids to tweet for them
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