there are very few things more heteronormative than some woke cishet couple in which both parties are determined to convince you their incredibly straight, conventional (if aesthetically "hip" and "with it") middle-class lives are somehow queer and subversive
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You'll never learn much if anything about my identity from these public posts, but it suffices to say that I'm as superficially conventional and boring as those folks are woke and radical
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I suppose I could claim to be all sorts of things to win "brownie points" in the various status games played on social media by "allies," but I'd prefer to let my outer self stand in as my inner truth (which no one can know, beyond what I claim) as I remain in my lane
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Replying to @MoustacheClubUS
I just assumed you were gay, but then I assume that of everyone.

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If you're assuming that then I'm truly hitting all demographics!
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If all demographics are just "various large men" and I assume they are
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