Universal basic income except it's just credit at the Steam store
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Medicare for all except it's just a bunch of free syringes and some steroids and heroin
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Free college except it's just a code that lets you download some textbooks for the Kindle
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Food pantry except it's just a huge pile of "buy one get one" coupons for the "bacon turkey bravo" sandwich at Panera
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Social justice except it's just a free poster of one of the Kennedys doing something or other
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to be fair this would work about as well as most times someone has a sniffle or a pulled muscle and goes to the emergency room for a Z-pack
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