one of the top influencer moves, seen on Twitter but perfected on Instagram, is when an attractive person posts photos of some extremely attractive body part and then captions it with a long, weepy narrative of how much abuse they endured on account of said body part
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There's a grain of truth to that, certainly, but if you're attractive enough to be soliciting aspirational or thirst follows, some other game is afoot
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I've never felt especially bad or good about this skin suit I inhabit. It is both temple and tomb
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