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The only research that ever paid dividends for me has come in fields that nearly all relatives and teachers told me would be utterly useless, un-serious, a waste of time: muscle bodies, wrestling, deep dives into beefy oddballs, weird fitness
Strongmen wearing diapers will finish my basement and a "thick description" of the deadlift has erased my remaining student debt
Without taking work from anyone or even swerving slightly outside my lane, the work keeps rolling in and I never to fail to deliver that clean, on-time copy on bizarre subjects few others have wasted long hours becoming internal to
I know what it's like to eat 5 pounds of raw kibbeh in a sitting, or have hemorrhoids bigger than andre the giant's knuckles, or drink 3 gallons of raw milk in a day while spending hours upon hours "leveling" in a JRPG...a valuable and verifiable skillset
And my dad gifted me with an endless reserve of simply ludicrous grist for the personal essay mill, each day something so strange it was almost its own story because it couldn't be squared with what came before
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