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imagine being a true dad (as opposed to an online daddy) and your whole life consists of mowing lawns, controlling the thermostat, getting up at 4am for long vacation drives after bungee cording the luggage on the roof, and staying in the "man cave" on weekends
this is the ne plus ultra state of dad-kind...the only move left to make is to the grave
