Aliens have threatened to destroy the planet unless we release our hottest, most insincere/disingenuous/ill-considered take. The point of the take must be to trigger the libs, blow up Twitter, or divide the DSA. You turn to
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Write in: Oliver Lee Bateman
I'll hit em with a little gaslighting and toxic masculinity...some A+++ thumbsucking half-an-idea takes from circa 2015
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Interior: NORAD control room. PROFESSOR removes glasses, wearily speaks. Professor: "Based on distance in light years and heading it appears the Xenoforms' only contact with human civilzation was a 1971 re-broadcast of Hercules in New York" TRUMP picks up phone.
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