Want to say you’ve sold a book? Just tell people you have. Only snobs check those book sales announcements and the sums are usually less than everyone likes to pretend they are, anyway
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Want to bench press 600 pounds? Just tell people you do. Nobody’s gonna look that ish up
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Eager to visit countries? Just say you’ve gone there.
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Lying is still the most cost effective form of performance enhancement. Lie often enough and people won’t even be able to call you out for it, because they’ll be too confused and you won’t care
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Big business deal? Print article with some legacy pub (Snobs still care about this)? High standardized test scores? Prestigious alma mater? Lying can get you all of these things and more
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150 years ago, I could murder a family in one town and then grow a mustache, walk 40 miles to another town, and become the doctor/lawyer and eventually the mayor of that town. A golden age
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Sure why not, I’ll take your word for it
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I’m pretty sure I couldn’t get away with this.
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I've only ever seen your headshot so who knows what lurks beneath that fro! And you swam in college
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Dino Bravo could bench press 600 and he was murdered, so I’m gonna stay away from that whole hornet’s nest!
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Yeah he was playing with fire for sure ... fake bench, real organized crime connections
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