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much of adulthood consists of listening attentively as people rave about restaurants you know are mediocre and recommend movies/ books you have no desire to engage with
"They have great hummus...so exotic and cultural, really takes you out of your culinary safe space. Hey, have you read Ready Player One? And how about that Game of Thrones? I watched the hell out of that last episode...didn't miss a minute!"
why not grow up and tell 'em you're not interested?
if it isn't going to impact my livelihood in any way, i typically do, but not in a mean way. "it gets late early now ... i'm busy these days ... just really burning the midnight oil."
down with childhood and adulthood
You need to spend more time with me at Ethiopian shisha joints watching sports, eating delicious food -- no pork, a problem admittedly -- and talking about everything but mediocre restaurants and shitty books and movies. Let me know next time you're in DC.
Yes indeed. I had my credit card duplicated by the scanner at one of those places (I know it happened there, because they got my buddy too). But the Ethiopian in DC is legit nevertheless
Oh, talking about books you have no desire to engage with, my Pynchon book just came out. :)
send me a copy!
They're sharing their life; well, a part of it. Golden Rule time.
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