Oliver Bateman Does the WorkVerified account

I have watched some Twitter feeds grow to have these huge followings and it is really fascinating to watch as the content becomes more like PR for a human brand, with specific humor "bits" and ever-safer "takes"

When I have to interact with these Twitter kingpins in real life -- which is rarely, thank goodness -- I make sure we never talk social media and I daydream whenever they touch their phones to check mentions or "do a content blast" to "flood the zone"

Meanwhile, there are these brilliant accounts that deserve all the follows, like @whatshapeiscat, and they don't have them, not yet

I will never stop being puzzled when some influencer bro decides to get a quick 20k likes with a Matt McGorry-esque "your bodies aren't our business" tweet bc just like when I used to tell my mom I loved her all the time, you only broadcast that ish if deep down you're uncertain