Oliver Bateman Does the WorkVerified account

When I have to interact with these Twitter kingpins in real life -- which is rarely, thank goodness -- I make sure we never talk social media and I daydream whenever they touch their phones to check mentions or "do a content blast" to "flood the zone"

Meanwhile, there are these brilliant accounts that deserve all the follows, like @whatshapeiscat, and they don't have them, not yet

I will never stop being puzzled when some influencer bro decides to get a quick 20k likes with a Matt McGorry-esque "your bodies aren't our business" tweet bc just like when I used to tell my mom I loved her all the time, you only broadcast that ish if deep down you're uncertain

Yet those tweets are the bread and butter of a certain kind of parasite that makes social justice look like a scam, makes the left look like a bunch of grifters, and makes you long for the horrific candor of a terrible real world-smashing business like Amazon or Wal-Mart

It's saddest of all when a leftist strikes it big, a fellow traveler as it were, and suddenly they're making rimshot Avengers jokes and softening all their heretofore interesting positions because they're clearly just selling the f out...and not even for much money!