"been hearing a lot about Tiger Woods these days," said my mom
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She's changing her small talk up from the usual "been hearing a lot about Trump these days"
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Either way, this scintillating dialogue is still fresher than anything heard on a talking-head news panel or a late-night chat show
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She'll also refer to pop culture subjects as "hot" regardless of whether they are good or bad, like when she cited the new Jacko documentary as proof that "Jacko is hot again" (though she continues to deny the underlying claims made against him, bc it was a "safe arrangement")
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The two institutions I can count on my mom to defend are the RCC (from allegations of priestly impropriety) and Michael Jackson
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Here is my mom using a Dyson on the couchpic.twitter.com/mfqOWMXHcX
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