contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod 
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"If I write these carefully-chosen, focus-grouped words, maybe I can secure a few of the woke-millennial votes and achieve the destiny of becoming the oldest president ever, thereafter dying with a Colgate smile on my tanned, wrinkle-free face - Best, Uncle Joe"pic.twitter.com/WfJVNmlZ8m
I wrote about Uncle Joe, perhaps the cheeriest and chummiest of the empty blue suits, the most carefully sculpted of the political hacks, in this essay for @MUGGER1955https://www.splicetoday.com/sports/joe-biden-performance-enhanced-alpha-male …
Man, Biden is looking old, straw-haired, and worn out nowadays. He's too beat up to run, surely
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