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Meanwhile, billions of people are harassed in silence, all kinds of weird stuff passes unnoticed and because it doesn't fit into a punchline, etc. But we rush to believe a lot of this "I'll take that shit never happened for $200, Alex" nonsense because it serves some purpose
I wish more people had grown up in the used car sales / pure grifting world, as I did, bc the initial early disillusionment is like a vaccine that prevents you from believing any of these status seeking liars (because nearly everybody is doing this, on one level or another)
Everyone’s a mark and everything is gimmick and appearing sincere and honest is the biggest gimmick of all.
Oldest hustle in the book ... next thing you know, you're worshipping them or their crab god and we're calling it a religion
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