why buy the right to call your kids "college athletes" when every heavyset guy with a "knee injury" already does this?pic.twitter.com/Q5wY5OUldu
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just lie -- it's the ultimate performance enhancer
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use fake weights, buy some fitness influence with fake followers, whatever you gotta do. all's fair in love and war and capitalism (e.g., https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/the-fake-strongmen-of-instagram-have-only-gotten-bigger … -
@WeAreMel )Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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