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contributing writer @wearemel, @ringer, & @splicetoday. seen in @theatlantic, @parisreview, &c. repped by @inkwellmgmt. co-host of @whatisleftpod ♉

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    1. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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      my main site @VICE essay about collecting debt is old news now (it came out in 2015), but i'm still surprised they left plenty of literary flourishes in herehttps://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8gka45/my-time-as-a-professional-debt-collector-showed-me-the-worst-in-humanity-428 …

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    2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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      the reason I write mainly for @WeAreMel & @MUGGER1955 is because, instead of just leaving the literary flourishes in there, they expect them

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    3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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      i'm not some "art for art's sake" type, but I try to deliver not just content chock full of intriguing sentences, unexpected digressions, odd personal details (here I mention hand grippers)...anything to make what i've written worth skimming rather than merely clicking on

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      Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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      and if you read through the 500 or so paid bylines i've got posted on my page, you'll see that they all a) reference other pieces, b) hyperlink to those pieces, c) reuse certain turns of phrase from those pieces, or (in the case of the fiction) d) feature the same characters

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        2. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          i'm truly lucky that (some) editors have paid me and allowed me to construct funhouses for others and be their secret operator (heck, i'm quoting @mugger1955 hot take-verse fiction in the @cjr)

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        3. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          nothing "great" will ever come of it, but i'm cool with that, because for now this big web of meaning exists -- has been sold to finance my weight equipment, in fact! -- and i get to keep adding to it with each new piece

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        4. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          i mean, my vision for the writing i do, such as it is, is that every piece will contain every other piece, over and over 'til death do us part, etc.

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        5. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          whether it's recalling the intimate details of 1000 debtors or 500 work orders or 100 cases or every minute of a childhood emblazoned on my long-term memory, that's really what i do: i weave together all this cluttered material. i don't write anything "standalone"

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        6. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          i really do love writing. i wouldn't do it for free anymore, but i'm grateful that i have some good editors who pay me to keep doing it, and then let me keep doing what i want

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        7. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          i mean, seriously, if you go through my nonfiction, you'll see turns of phrase lifted verbatim from my fiction, lines like "missed happiness by a few minutes at some appointed destination," plus callbacks to "e-wrestling," "hand grippers," and "jesse ventura"

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        8. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          i usually don't express cornball sentiments like this, but i'm grateful to my current group of editorspic.twitter.com/YdaeMGFga4

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        9. Oliver Bateman Does the Work‏Verified account @MoustacheClubUS 8 Feb 2019
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          e.g.,pic.twitter.com/ltapYnSkEp

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