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I'm so deep into the hot take-verse that I can already see the anti-bidet pieces coming: "Leave your butt hairs long, leave your shit in your underwear, and let the rest of the world deal with it ... their reactions to your personal scent isn't your problem"
Pro-diaper pieces from the alt-right crowd ("keep it inside!"), pro-"natural street shitting" from some splinter group on the left ("just drop em, squat, and be free!")
