in response to the upcoming "cold snap," my mom's husband announced: a) he was "cutting" the central heat to 60 F /15.6 C to "let the furnace breathe" b) he would be heating a small area around himself and his beer with three space heaters hooked into a surge protector
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that beer starts lukewarm and continues to heat up in his shaky palms
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that's right. a kind of "lawnmower" or perhaps even "weedwhacker" beer. consumed by this man in 20-36 can intervals, on the daily (the "cubes" help my mom track when he needs a "re-up" from the distributor)
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or sleep in there, on a "hide-a-bed," because the steps leading up from this low-rent mancave are a bit too treacherous to traverse after the clock hits beer 30
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yep, even though he's retired he still doesn't want to fill out those "near-miss reports"
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