Mine hear “please roll around naked on the kitchen floor and take 5 minutes to put on 1 sock”
What I say: “Please get dressed.” What my son hears: “Please stand at the top of the stairs naked and play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder.”
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Please decide you need to poop right when we’re leaving instead of at any point in the last 30 minutes you’ve been dorking around the house.
End of conversation
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