With reality now more absurd than @TheOnion we can confirm speculation that @MikeJudge was sent from the future to warn us.
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Wtf! Forget the Russians, this is Roswell! These are extra terrestrials!
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@AJVicens You guys made this one up? Didn't you? Say you did bc these are some crazy people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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these type of people are con artists at their core; always trying to change yesterday's weather and hoping we buy in#DontheCon
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@smille5884 But she's got the look that Trump just loves!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Well, she'll fit right in with the rest of his new "crowd", won't she? And she's his type!
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smh they get dumber by the day!
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This is like watching a horror movie: "Creatures of the Slimey, Stinking Black Lagoon."
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She fits right in with Flynn
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And every staffer on Trump's team gets whiter.
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...Just f**k me now...
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Monica Crowley, Richard Nixon's adopted daughter. It fits.
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did she spead her legs for that job
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@Rafaeslomejor Arab/African. Well then.
Except now that she has an official position 
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@SueGiffordmn And your point is what! POTUS is leaving next month! Forget him! By the way, POTUS is vacationing in Hawaii!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Don't you people have anything good to say about those selected to be in the new administration? I see a pattern here
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