@MotherJones "Orange is the new black" jokes; blatant, despicable lies from the podium; & whiskey soaked tears & sniffles.
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@MotherJones Kleenex may miss him, but I won't.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MotherJones so Boehner shifts the world to Ryan as Atlas tried with Hercules. Hercules gave it back. Cigarettes and gin, anyone?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MotherJones now who will the bronzer lobby rely on?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MotherJones Congress will cut its monthly tissue bill in half. That's progress people...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MotherJones That'll be the day, when I die.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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