I had my video reviewed once again, and once again, they said I broke the guidelines. So I looked over the guidelines, and saw that I in fact, didn't break any of them. They also claimed my video was controversial. It was also...not. I would love to know what the controversy is.
Anything that advertisers may complain about (including showing a stabproof vest isn't stabproof or any video containing children with comments enabled) is seen as "controversial" by YouTube.