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Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005JPPMS6  Learn how to homestead https://www.amazon.com/dp/B093BC3K1T 

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    1. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

      42/ Anyway, I've been insanely angry all day long. Not only did he waste my Saturday morning, not only did he half-ruin a still-basically-brand-new greenhouse skin, but he had the right answer right in front of him, and ACTIVELY threw it away in order to do the wrong thing.

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    2. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

      43/ I've avoided beating my wife and kicking the dogs all day long, which is a decent accomplishment given the blood-boiling rage I'm still riding. ...but barely. I want to !@#-ing kill that guy.

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    3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

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      44/ I actually had a headlamp I was using. The bucket forks were oriented at an angle where, viewed end on from the height of my eyes above the ground, they effectively disappeared into the tractor bucket 4 feet away. Never once walked into them side on. Always end on. https://twitter.com/magsinok/status/992902140359266305 …

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    4. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

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      Do you know what "nemesis" means? https://twitter.com/jan30982573/status/992902694451990533 …

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    5. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

      46/ In other news, the piglets I ordered through the farm store will arrive on the 19th. Two weeks! Just three, though, not 16.

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    6. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

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      47/ I've got a face for radio. https://twitter.com/BellaLibertas/status/992904027888324608 …

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    7. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

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      48/ Yep. Dude has many issues. Also, I noticed empty beer bottles showing up in my barn garbage can, and many days his workers would work while he "slept" after a long night "staying up too late with friends". https://twitter.com/JarlOfRedmond/status/992904800084705280 …

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    8. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

      49/ Fairly convinced that he's an alcoholic and he's been slipping further down the greased slide the last year or so. You hang w friends till 4am once, nap in your truck? Ok, I can believe that. It happens 4-5 times? Dude, let's just call a hangover a hangover.

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    9. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs Retweeted silicon age tulpa

      50/ If anyone wants to do it, I promise in advance to LOL.https://twitter.com/mr_archenemy/status/992906271861936134 …

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      silicon age tulpa @mr_archenemy
      at the very least this needs to be orange county cycled, or whatever that meme is
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    10. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs @MorlockP
      "Farm hand" is a platonic ideal, a little known card in the traditional Tarot, a lesser demon in Norse myths, a trickster / a-hole in the Icelandic sagas, a vengeful spirit in Japanese folklore. In other words: IT'S ALL THE SAME FARMHAND. https://twitter.com/AV_snarkeyes/status/992934085411602434 …
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      ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 5 May 2018

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      52/ I'm just realizing that I hired a farmhand way back before I bought a farm. I need to tell y'all the story of the time I hired a drifter to help me demolish an addition. (And maybe also the story of the time I tore down a chimney, for new friends)https://twitter.com/dustdevil313/status/992936218189905922?s=19 …

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      I know that guy well. There is a variant in this neighborhood known as the 'fxcking cowboy'. He usually needs $40 'gas money' after day one, but will be back bright and early tomorrow.
      6:19 PM - 5 May 2018
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        1. Honktrain‏ @Nitetrain_1 5 May 2018
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          It sucks you have to go through this, but these stories are fantastic!

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        1. random_scrub‏ @random_scrub 5 May 2018
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          Wait. That chimney story I vaguely remember was *you*?

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        2. Moriah Jovan‏ @MoriahJovan 6 May 2018
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          I am gobsmacked you took that advice and it didn’t result in major structural damage.

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP 6 May 2018
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          Me too!

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        1. Tamil Selvan‏ @tamilselvan5512 19 May 2018
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