How about if she banishes herself to the couch? 
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I've never slept on my couch outside of an afternoon nap with the windows open.
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Wife and I were talking about this last week. Both thinking “wtf? You’re my first mate. We can’t afford to be mad at one another or this ship is going to sink.”
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There are exceptions, I get really restless when I drink making it harder for her to sleep, so when she asks that I sleep on the couch, I do
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Dangle gelding... Yikes.
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