I first read that as "I'm grateful for TEXAS" and I was like "well, yeah."
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That's the first place they'll look, Mercury is the true future.
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Taxation is Theft
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I took my 8 yr old to Dentist today. It was a male dentist. She started crying and said “Taxation is Theft!!” (Am I doing this right?”
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My dog started crying at the vet's because the DVM is a schnauzer and said "there aren't any chihuahua vets in this office" and my precious looked at me and said "este es el tipo de racismo que aplasta mis sueños" all I could say was "verdad mi precioso, verdad."
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