Promptly arrested for manspreading in public.
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Literally you performed a split? Please clarify as I have an overly strong empathy personality.

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I believe I did. I was on mud, one foot went straight out forward, and I landed on the ground. I immediately rolled sideways in pain. Were the legs 180 degrees? MAybe. Or was one rotated 45 degrees sideway? Maybe. Still - a LOT more than I was capable of yesterday
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MP: "My legs do not move that way." Physics: "You've just never tried hard enough."
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my right leg now moves 1 way FEWER than it did yesterday O_O
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