Don't go wading in swimming beaches where douchebags broke beer bottles. #AndThatsHowIGotThisScar
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Don't cut towards your own hand with your Spiderco knife
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Don't dislodge steel pipes over your head
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Don't cut bowed wood with a power mitre saw lest the blade bind, the cast iron base shatter, and the running blade fall into your index finger and thumb.
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Don't carry a 4'x8' sheet of 3/4 " plywood up an extension ladder in windy weather.
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Don't ride a bicycle down a hill unless the breaks work.
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Replying to @MorlockP
Don't hit a root with your mountain bike, flip over the handlebars, and slam, upside down, into a juniper tree, on the north rim of Grand Canyon.
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That sounds far too athletic. Finally, a scar I won't get!
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