Don't go wading in swimming beaches where douchebags broke beer bottles. #AndThatsHowIGotThisScar
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Don't try to jump thru a window that isn't open.
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look is there anything at this point that's *not* scar
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My step-dad’s brother runs a machine shop. He’s all scar. (But he didn’t sever his thumb like his partner [it got sewed back on])
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Scars are tattoos with better stories.
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And tugging on Superman's cape?
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Don’t top a bottle with your face in a bar fight in Mexico
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Don’t break a beer bottle on a wall b/c George Washington did it on the Simpsons
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