"She then picked up a softball, carried it over to the tee, and began to limber up as she prepared to work on her stroke."
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Replying to @PubliclyPrivat1 @PurpleDildoBat and
Well it's not just a purple dildo. It's a purple dildo BAT. I figured that the sports reading made more sense than the flying mammal.
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Replying to @Recursion_Agent @PubliclyPrivat1 and
Ah, the old days of http://FuckingMachines.com when they'd actually post the engineering specs of the shit they invented. I'll never forget the name "Drilldo"
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Replying to @BostonDelendEst @Recursion_Agent and
so...I'm very good friends w a guy who built many of those
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Replying to @MorlockP @BostonDelendEst and
I remember crashing at his place in San Francisco once, waking up, and in the clear light of day staring ...ahem...eye-to-eye with a dildo mounted on a stainless steel shaft
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the design was pretty clever the shaft was held at two locations at each location it was nestled between 4 wheels, each oriented at 45 degrees to the axis of the shaft combination of forward & reverse generates 2 x matrix of in / out vs clockwise / counterclockwise
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