1/ You know that joke about an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian discussing happiness? End with "no, when there is a knock on the door at 2am and they ask 'Fyodor Porovich?' and you say 'no, two doors down'...now THAT is happiness". You know the one.
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3/ I would have helped chase the pig, but the posse heading down the road already had 2 cars and 6 footsoldiers, and I was wearing shorts and sneakers, so I bagged
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Our thoughts and prayers are with the other poor dumb bastard in this difficult time.
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