In fairness, when I spent time in horse circles, the consensus often seemed to be that no living human being knew how to ride a goddamned horse, except, perhaps, the speaker. The best riders were always that dead guy who taught you to take a jump in 1964. https://twitter.com/espiers/status/940717980450803713 …
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Replying to @tonywoodlief @asymmetricinfo
three of those are funny, but srsly I am on the only one on this whole God-forsaken planet that knows how to load a dishwasher
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Replying to @BrowningMachine @MorlockP and
People who cannot load dishwashers are the worst.
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"people"
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