1/ you know that joke about happiness? German: happiness is a fine meal Frenchman: happiness is making love to your mistress Russian: no, true happiness is hearing a knock at the door at 2am, then the KGB guy realizes he's got the wrong address
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Someone in Australia (also named John) accidentally used my email address for a credit card. I get email about late payments all the time
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I had that happen with an electric bill. It was over $300 and I don't really use much electricity. I was about to raise hell with SWEPCO until I saw it wasn't really mine.
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