wife: <gives me a complete christmas wishlist in spreadsheet form> me: this isn't even normalized
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if this were C code, it would be a struct with an enum. the values of the enum would be "success, user logged in, system power off, $20, and pizza"
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THAT IS JUST WRONG
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"Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen. ... WHY DID YOU GET 12 GALLONS OF MILK???" "They had eggs!"
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This is madness!
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