Waiting in line to see if i can upgrade my boarding position, a 1 minute transaction, while the ppl ahead of me negotiate fucking divorces
it's the same position for everyone, when you think about it
#BOHICA
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Sure. I know.
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Ask me about the neurotic woman behind me in line with two dogs, one on leash the other in her purse, radiating anxiety.
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Actually don't.
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