You start w the big toe. "This little piggy went to market" Not because he's shopping. He's being SOLD at market bc he's butchering weight.
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Next toe "this little piggy went home". Taken to market, but not fat enough, so didn't sell.
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Next toe. "This little piggy had roast beef" (to fatten him up for market).
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Second smallest toe: "This little piggy had none" (And thus is underweight)
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Smallest pinky toe: "This little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home" Small piglet still nursing, looking for his mother.
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It's a medieval rhyme about raising and slaughtering pigs for market !!!!!
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The first little piggy is not going shopping.
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Yes. That's what I said.
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FortheluvofGAWD isn't anything exempt from the perverse urge for historical revisionism?
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pigs will eat *anything*
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