The high point of my day was sharpening a pair of scissors. For 15 minutes I w̶a̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ didn't want to kill anyone.
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Oh, no you're not. I'm out in California without the family. 930am start time.
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Wait, where?
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