Am now the proud new owner of a cyborg heart.
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TIL that you can have no history or indications of heart problems and then one day discover you need a pacemaker RIGHT NOW.
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I'm basically healthy as a horse. A horse that might with no warning drop dead. So. Right. Pacemaker it is, then!
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"You're gonna need a pacemaker implanted." Really? "Yes. Really. Really really." When? "Now."
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I've always kinda known about heart disease. Clogged arteries, right? And pacemakers, which help with that stuff, right? Nuh-uh.
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Clogged arteries ("too much pizza, not enough treadmill") is a plumbing problem. Pacemakers are for wiring faults.
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Why do I need a pacemaker? "Your heart stopped briefly." Why did it do that? "We have no idea." "... but we'd like it to not happen again."
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Jesus, dude. You've had too much excitement recently. Maybe play 2018 on easy mode?
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Having no heart, this means nothing to me.
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