Bathtub and lye, my dude. A grave-sized patch of disturbed earth is too likely to draw attention, especially from the air.
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Which will flush down the drain easily. Rinse the tub with bleach to be sure, and there's no evidence left to be detected.
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The lye eats the hair and weakens the bones to the point they crumble by hand. It's done as a funeral practice in some states.
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poverty and laziness is no excuse for not setting things on fire
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