2/ I was reading a Joel Salatin book last night and he did the same thing. "Velveeta at room temperature won't go bad!"
-
-
Replying to @MorlockP
3/ You know what other kind of cheese you can leave out at room temperature for a year? Cheese. They literally AGE IT IN CAVES.
2 replies 5 retweets 39 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
4/ "OMG, a thin McDonalds beef patty just dries up!!!" You know what other kind of meat dries up? Meat. It's called "jerky".
2 replies 5 retweets 32 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
5/ If you take some protein and add salt, slice it thin, and walk away, you get jerky.
1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
6/ "Pure food" people can't be content with saying that they don't like * flavor * class signifiers * animal stewardship
1 reply 2 retweets 18 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
7/ So they invent this anti-scientific "IFLS™ " rationalization that foods they dislike are "not really food"
1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
8/ You know what's in a McD beef patty? * 99.9999% beef * salt * black pepper
1 reply 2 retweets 14 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
9/ The bun is basically whitebread. 99% wheat flour, w a bit of potato flour and same dough conditioners almost all commercial bread has
2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
10/ etc. You can see the list here https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/hamburger.html …
2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
11/ Now, if you want to raise your own cow, grow your own wheat, make your own pickles, etc. bc you're an insane LARPer...
1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
12/ ...then welcome, brother! ...but if not, you're buying this stuff from the store, and the ingredients are the same.
-
-
Replying to @MorlockP
13/ ...and even if you're making it at home, the ingredients are mostly the same! I raise my own meat, grind it, add salt and black pepper
2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes -
Replying to @MorlockP
14/ ...so my meat patties are IDENTICAL in composition to what you might get at restaurant Even tho my meat lives on a nice grassy pasture
2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes - Show replies
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.