I just booked a babysitter using one of those "Uber of babysitting"-type sites. What could go wrong?
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"Uh Mr. Morlock? The kids drank your milkshake. THEY DRANK IT RIGHT UP!"
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daddy's got a lock on the closet that contains the only beverages he truly cares about
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