1/ me 3 weeks ago: my fine chisel w surgical edge is CHIPPED. Did you do it farmhand? FH: I don't even know where your chisels are stored!
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2/ FH while fixing fence today: <walks into shop, slides open drawer #9, pulls out my fine chisels> me: APOPLEXY INTENSIFIES FH: what?
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3/ me: <reflects that I don't yet own a backhoe, and witnesses are present> me: go to the hardware store, buy chisels, and bill me
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A better ending would have been sending FH out to purchase the backhoe...
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