Sure, you've swapped out soy for peat in your diet. But you're still watching television. This is Bad.
-
-
Replying to @Spivonomist
You see, television erodes your sense of self-worth, your identity. Particularly if you're a man. Moreso if you're married.
2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @Spivonomist
And if you're a married white dad? Forget about it. It's visual soy, shriveling your chin, weakening your knee strength.
2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @Spivonomist
Read a book, Nancy. Make it a good one. There are no more Kiplings left. You'll have to look harder.
1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @Spivonomist
Try Dostoevsky in the original Russian. Try anything Scottish from before 1960. Lowland Scots found soy in 1960.
1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes -
Replying to @Spivonomist
Everything south of Inverness is forsaken. Except the bogs. The bods are still safe. Find the bogs.
1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
peat abidespic.twitter.com/Xz7LY4GAlp
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.